Ran is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, temperamental rhinoceros.

Ran created a bottom quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ran, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ran, she will turn you into a plant.

Ran's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Ran's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ran.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.