Cedrapgepgambonkcibhonrat is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, charitable dugong.

Cedrapgepgambonkcibhonrat created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedrapgepgambonkcibhonrat, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cedrapgepgambonkcibhonrat, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cedrapgepgambonkcibhonrat's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Cedrapgepgambonkcibhonrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of order in the presence of elders.

2. Do not travel during summer.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Never speak aloud of secrets.

5. Do not listen to music.