Rilfotham is a god.
It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, resourceful
snail.
Rilfotham created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.
If you believe in
Rilfotham, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Rilfotham, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Rilfotham's most sacred site is Penhale in England.
Rilfotham's Holy Commandments1. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Always help gulls.
3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.
4. Never wear hats.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.