Sanyartcebten is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, passionate armadillo.

Sanyartcebten created the Sun four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanyartcebten, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sanyartcebten, it will try to impress you with trees.

Sanyartcebten's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Sanyartcebten's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine copper sculptures of Sanyartcebten on top of important buildings.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not place nuts upon stone.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Never whisper while facing west.