Sidjabyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, weak butterfly.

Sidjabyarl created vertebrates six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sidjabyarl, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sidjabyarl, she will be very sad.

Sidjabyarl's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Sidjabyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about apples.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always obey Sidjabyarl's priests.