Cipwatlapparkcapingflowvon is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, generous deer.

Cipwatlapparkcapingflowvon created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipwatlapparkcapingflowvon, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cipwatlapparkcapingflowvon, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Cipwatlapparkcapingflowvon's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Cipwatlapparkcapingflowvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always help dogs in need.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Cipwatlapparkcapingflowvon on top of all buildings.

4. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Cipwatlapparkcapingflowvon in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not keep four nematodes in a large pit.