Gidxemraw is a god.

He takes the form of a small, moody armadillo.

Gidxemraw created a down quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidxemraw, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gidxemraw, he will not care at all.

Gidxemraw's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Gidxemraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention snails.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Never eat green fruit.