Gidxemraw is a god.
He takes the form of a small, moody
armadillo.
Gidxemraw created a down quark nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gidxemraw, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Gidxemraw, he will not care at all.
Gidxemraw's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.
Gidxemraw's Holy Commandments1. Never mention snails.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.
5. Never eat green fruit.