Vigladveg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, prudent chinchilla.

Vigladveg created parasitic wasps five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vigladveg, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vigladveg, she will turn you into a mouse.

Vigladveg's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Vigladveg's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Put Vigladveg first in all things.

3. Do not consume bananas at dawn.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always remove shorts before entering holy places.