Xenfetbig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, smart dryad.

Xenfetbig created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Xenfetbig, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Xenfetbig, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Xenfetbig's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Xenfetbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat carrots.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not eat cucumbers.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not listen to music.