Hintomhun is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omnipotent jackal.

Hintomhun created humankind three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hintomhun, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hintomhun, he will think nothing of it.

Hintomhun's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Hintomhun's Holy Commandments

1. Remain standing during prayer.

2. Never touch ash while unclean.

3. Do not prepare bread while filled with anger.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not consume apples at dawn.