Targrowcud is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, wise fox.

Targrowcud created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Targrowcud, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Targrowcud, he will turn you into a dog.

Targrowcud's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Targrowcud's Holy Commandments

1. Targrowcud loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not study cell theory on holy days.

3. Pray only in shadows.

4. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

5. Do not sit in public.