Wikcanwipyart is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, witty guinea pig.

Wikcanwipyart created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wikcanwipyart, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wikcanwipyart, she will turn you into a dog.

Wikcanwipyart's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Wikcanwipyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always help goats in need.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

5. Never wear white coats.