Jinfodbeddit is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, tiresome whale.

Jinfodbeddit created time and space five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinfodbeddit, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jinfodbeddit, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Jinfodbeddit's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Jinfodbeddit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

2. Never mix aubergines with water.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Retreat if four eagles approach from the north.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.