Zagpibbug is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, smart dingo.

Zagpibbug created viruses seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Zagpibbug, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zagpibbug, it will throw large rocks at you.

Zagpibbug's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Zagpibbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of names.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

3. Zagpibbug must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not take Zagpibbug's name in vain.

5. Do not dye your hair fawn.