Gamtal is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, overgenerous bee.

Gamtal created a bottom quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gamtal, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gamtal, it will make you grow a tail.

Gamtal's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Gamtal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Never laugh in holy places.