Zodvanzust is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, wise unicorn.

Zodvanzust created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodvanzust, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zodvanzust, he will manifest in front of you.

Zodvanzust's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Zodvanzust's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Always wear green.

4. Always help dogs in need.

5. Zodvanzust must be the most important thing in your life.