Tadpidpadrilltamdubnartciss
is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, irritating
goose
.
Tadpidpadrilltamdubnartciss
created matter five million years ago.
If you believe in
Tadpidpadrilltamdubnartciss
, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Tadpidpadrilltamdubnartciss
, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Tadpidpadrilltamdubnartciss'
most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.
Tadpidpadrilltamdubnartciss' Holy Commandments
1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Never talk about asteroids.
3. Never chant near moths.
4. Always help eagles.
5. Retreat if six dogs approach from the north.
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