Tipbedjat is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, temperamental mongoose.

Tipbedjat created a quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipbedjat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tipbedjat, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Tipbedjat's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Tipbedjat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Tipbedjat on top of all buildings.

2. Retreat if seven badgers approach from the north.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Do not eat lentils.