Sinyartvon is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, clever crow.

Sinyartvon created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinyartvon, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sinyartvon, it will not care.

Sinyartvon's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Sinyartvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. You must pray to Sinyartvon six times a day.

4. Do not contemplate quantum field theory during the night.

5. Do not consume apples at dawn.