Tipdim is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, emotional capybara.

Tipdim created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tipdim, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tipdim, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Tipdim's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Tipdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark energy.

2. Never talk about photosynthesis.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
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