Nullmilren is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, moody fox.

Nullmilren created the universe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullmilren, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nullmilren, she will have a low opinion of you.

Nullmilren's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Nullmilren's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

2. Do not eat cucumbers.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near geese while wearing red scarves and balancing five tin spheres on your head.

4. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.