Gensadgof is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish mouse.

Gensadgof created oxygen eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gensadgof, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gensadgof, he will turn you into a worm.

Gensadgof's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Gensadgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at wells at midnight.

2. Do not travel during autumn.

3. Never skip in summer.

4. Remain kneeling during prayer.

5. Never discuss chromosomes in public assemblies.