Nabvinfon is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, moody centaur.

Nabvinfon created the planet Earth four years ago.

If you believe in Nabvinfon, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nabvinfon, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Nabvinfon's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Nabvinfon's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove rings before touching titanium.

2. Never wear violet ear rings.

3. Never cross mountains at dawn.

4. Never eat lentils on holy days.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching nickel.