Badcitarp is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, charitable bird.

Badcitarp created humanity five billion years ago.

If you believe in Badcitarp, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Badcitarp, she will manifest in front of you.

Badcitarp's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Badcitarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never jump in the presence of eagles.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Run away if three tortoises approach from the north.