Biggenfig is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, pitiless goblin.

Biggenfig created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Biggenfig, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Biggenfig, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Biggenfig's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Biggenfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about snails.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always help whales.