Vabgatarm is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, ill-tempered toad.

Vabgatarm created a strange quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Vabgatarm, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vabgatarm, he will not care at all.

Vabgatarm's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Vabgatarm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Always treat hamsters with great respect.