Citfosscap is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, emotional snail.

Citfosscap created the cosmos two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citfosscap, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Citfosscap, he will destroy your home solar system.

Citfosscap's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Citfosscap's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat limes.

2. Retreat if five whales approach from the west.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Always treat otters with great respect.

5. Never think about black holes.