Ditgepsog is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, irritating sheep.

Ditgepsog created the Milkyway three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditgepsog, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ditgepsog, he will turn you into a puffin.

Ditgepsog's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Ditgepsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Worship no other gods but Ditgepsog.

4. Always help nematodes.

5. Pray towards the north.