Natlooptarp Tincepmegmishensabpop is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, fussy butterfly.

Natlooptarp Tincepmegmishensabpop created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Natlooptarp Tincepmegmishensabpop, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Natlooptarp Tincepmegmishensabpop, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Natlooptarp Tincepmegmishensabpop's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Natlooptarp Tincepmegmishensabpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Natlooptarp Tincepmegmishensabpop on top of all buildings.

3. Never remain kneeling at midday.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.