Fonlipwan is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, contented
donkey.
Fonlipwan created a photon two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fonlipwan, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Fonlipwan, it will turn you into a giant slug.
Fonlipwan's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.
Fonlipwan's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Never sing in the presence of voles.
5. Never play with disobedient children.