Flagwigarf Logzodjap is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, awe-inspiring pig.

Flagwigarf Logzodjap created life three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagwigarf Logzodjap, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flagwigarf Logzodjap, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Flagwigarf Logzodjap's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Flagwigarf Logzodjap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record secrets concerning planets.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never speak of balance in the presence of children.

5. Do not prepare oranges while wearing dresses.