Fardabmon is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, prudent camel.

Fardabmon created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fardabmon, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fardabmon, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fardabmon's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Fardabmon's Holy Commandments

1. Fardabmon loves mice, so they must be respected.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Worship no other gods but Fardabmon.

4. Never speak of order in the presence of elders.

5. Hide if nine turtles approach from the east.