Appratmap is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, contented squid.

Appratmap created bats nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appratmap, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Appratmap, he will turn you into a mole.

Appratmap's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Appratmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with joy.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

4. Never speak aloud of secrets.

5. Never play with disobedient children.