Xuckgemaf is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, astonishing crane.

Xuckgemaf created oxygen four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckgemaf, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Xuckgemaf, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Xuckgemaf's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Xuckgemaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh at mountains.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not name children after sheep.

4. Do not resist chaos.

5. Never adorn your feet with gray markings.