Rullgenquaf is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, cheerful wyrm.

Rullgenquaf created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullgenquaf, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rullgenquaf, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Rullgenquaf's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Rullgenquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Never paint your arms fawn.

4. Do not speak about onions.

5. Never hop in holy places.