Rapflablop is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witless yak.

Rapflablop created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapflablop, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rapflablop, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Rapflablop's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Rapflablop's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

2. Hide if nine gulls approach from the east.

3. Do not kill porpoises.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics.

5. Retreat if five aardvarks approach from the west.
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