Pinzogrillbifxinkadjen Vidhomsterdid is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, omnipotent jaguar.

Pinzogrillbifxinkadjen Vidhomsterdid created dark matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinzogrillbifxinkadjen Vidhomsterdid, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pinzogrillbifxinkadjen Vidhomsterdid, she will turn you into a puffin.

Pinzogrillbifxinkadjen Vidhomsterdid's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Pinzogrillbifxinkadjen Vidhomsterdid's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured dogs.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not resist chaos.

4. Never wear pink shorts.

5. Always stare at clouds.