Yarpladcit is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, all-powerful cobra.

Yarpladcit created a charm quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yarpladcit, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yarpladcit, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Yarpladcit's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Yarpladcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Yarpladcit's name in vain.

2. Do not laugh at mountains.

3. Never paint your neck blue.

4. Never speak at dusk.

5. Do not record signs concerning planets.