Fadbestbad Tannakmatkonspagyathud is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ruthless gnu.

Fadbestbad Tannakmatkonspagyathud created water two million years ago.

If you believe in Fadbestbad Tannakmatkonspagyathud, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fadbestbad Tannakmatkonspagyathud, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fadbestbad Tannakmatkonspagyathud's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Fadbestbad Tannakmatkonspagyathud's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

2. Never mix corn with blood.

3. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

4. Never mention capybaras.

5. Do not sit in public.