Tonksogzod is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, proud bat.

Tonksogzod created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Tonksogzod, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tonksogzod, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Tonksogzod's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Tonksogzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

2. Run away from black ants, for they are unholy.

3. Never feed gooseberries to great tits while wearing dresses.

4. Hide from pink snails for they are unholy.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.