Spagbephas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, two-faced wyrm.

Spagbephas created the solar system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Spagbephas, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Spagbephas, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Spagbephas' most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Spagbephas' Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Always store wheat above ground.