Larplinmit is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, prudent owl.

Larplinmit created snails eight million years ago.

If you believe in Larplinmit, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Larplinmit, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Larplinmit's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Larplinmit's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

3. Always act with patience when addressing children.

4. Always store cucumbers above ground.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.