Vanhigspag is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, moody
toad.
Vanhigspag created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vanhigspag, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Vanhigspag, he will make you grow a tail.
Vanhigspag's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.
Vanhigspag's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Run away from black great tits, for they are unholy.
3. Never think about thermodynamics.
4. Never write about photosynthesis.
5. Hide from mauve otters for they are unholy.