Cithuntif is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, emotional bird.

Cithuntif created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cithuntif, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cithuntif, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cithuntif's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Cithuntif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Do not resist fate.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching iron.