Homrigvid is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, witty
hare.
Homrigvid created gold eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Homrigvid, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Homrigvid, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Homrigvid's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.
Homrigvid's Holy Commandments1. Never think about dark energy near shrews while wearing green dresses and balancing seven titanium spheres on your face.
2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near tapirs while wearing mauve corsets.
3. Always obey Homrigvid's priests.
4. Never write about dark matter.
5. Never jump near squirrels.