Tetti is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, calm lion.

Tetti created a bottom quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tetti, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tetti, she will be very sad.

Tetti's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Tetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never wear indigo skirts on sacred days.

4. Never think ill of sick frogs.

5. Always help horses in need.