Quillgofgepwatnib is a god.

She takes the form of a large, loving dragonfly.

Quillgofgepwatnib created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillgofgepwatnib, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Quillgofgepwatnib, she will manifest in front of you.

Quillgofgepwatnib's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Quillgofgepwatnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to squirrels while wearing red jumpers.

2. Do not speak of dark energy near sacred fires.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always act with obedience when addressing elders.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.