Sagmutbin is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, loving sheep.

Sagmutbin created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagmutbin, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sagmutbin, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sagmutbin's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Sagmutbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sagmutbin.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about chlorophyll.