Hungongud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, confident mouse.

Hungongud created the universe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hungongud, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hungongud, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Hungongud's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Hungongud's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss the inheritance of acquired characteristics in public assemblies.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not contemplate the strong nuclear force during the night.

4. Always act with purity when addressing children.

5. Do not kill swans.