Dunbifzan is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, effective bear.

Dunbifzan created the planet Earth nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunbifzan, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dunbifzan, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dunbifzan's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Dunbifzan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Dunbifzan on top of important buildings.

4. Do not dye your hair black.

5. Never paint your feet mauve.