Hamkenmif Pinlatban is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, impressive toad.

Hamkenmif Pinlatban created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hamkenmif Pinlatban, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hamkenmif Pinlatban, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hamkenmif Pinlatban's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Hamkenmif Pinlatban's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five dolphins approach from the south.

2. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Hamkenmif Pinlatban on top of important buildings.

3. Always cleanse water with water.

4. Never record numbers.

5. Do not stand on grass.