Sigwipcat is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, contented otter.

Sigwipcat created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigwipcat, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sigwipcat, it will not care.

Sigwipcat's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Sigwipcat's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

2. Always obey Sigwipcat's priests.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Never think about optics near frogs while wearing mauve boots and balancing eight copper spheres on your chest.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.