Cubtofban is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, cheerful rhinoceros.

Cubtofban created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubtofban, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cubtofban, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cubtofban's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Cubtofban's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather three sheep in one place.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never discuss deoxyribonucleic acid in public assemblies.

4. Never allow great tits to witness sacred rites.

5. Never travel toward the west during spring.