Sawgedkop is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, ruthless bear.

Sawgedkop created an up quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sawgedkop, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sawgedkop, it will curse you with boils.

Sawgedkop's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Sawgedkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always help tapirs in need.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Never mention otters.