Damdossflam is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, calm owl.

Damdossflam created parasitic wasps eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Damdossflam, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Damdossflam, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Damdossflam's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Damdossflam's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Damdossflam nine times a day.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

3. Worship no other gods but Damdossflam.

4. Never write about ultrasonics.

5. Respect your elders.
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