Butzimlogcephonfoss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, conceited eagle.

Butzimlogcephonfoss created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butzimlogcephonfoss, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Butzimlogcephonfoss, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Butzimlogcephonfoss' most sacred site is Evol in France.

Butzimlogcephonfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never leap near dolphins.

2. Never feed grapes to birds while wearing corsets.

3. Pray only in moonlight.

4. Never allow badgers to witness sacred rites.

5. You must pray to Butzimlogcephonfoss five times a day.