Taprathig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witless bee.

Taprathig created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taprathig, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Taprathig, it will be very sad.

Taprathig's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Taprathig's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Worship no other gods but Taprathig.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never talk about snails.

5. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Taprathig in the centre of the settlement.