Kipjadlat Nigpomtap Higflapyam is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, intelligent walrus.

Kipjadlat Nigpomtap Higflapyam created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kipjadlat Nigpomtap Higflapyam, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kipjadlat Nigpomtap Higflapyam, it will have a low opinion of you.

Kipjadlat Nigpomtap Higflapyam's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Kipjadlat Nigpomtap Higflapyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Kipjadlat Nigpomtap Higflapyam in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not name children after mites.