Fumdanfem is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, tiresome troll.

Fumdanfem created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumdanfem, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fumdanfem, he will throw large rocks at you.

Fumdanfem's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Fumdanfem's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fumdanfem.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never write about nucleic acids.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics.