Bafwangep is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, stupid pigeon.

Bafwangep created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Bafwangep, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bafwangep, it will turn you into a frog.

Bafwangep's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Bafwangep's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never hop in holy places.

3. Always obey Bafwangep's priests.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never feed rice to turtles while wearing green jumpers.