Wadfutvig is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, kind goblin.

Wadfutvig created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadfutvig, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wadfutvig, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Wadfutvig's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Wadfutvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.