Muthenart Migfiglat is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ill-tempered bear.

Muthenart Migfiglat created viruses five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Muthenart Migfiglat, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Muthenart Migfiglat, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Muthenart Migfiglat's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Muthenart Migfiglat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Put Muthenart Migfiglat first in all things.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Muthenart Migfiglat.

4. Never paint your face magenta.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.