Wadveenbem is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fast seal.

Wadveenbem created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadveenbem, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wadveenbem, it will refuse to believe in you.

Wadveenbem's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Wadveenbem's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

2. Do not contemplate electromagnetism during the night.

3. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

4. Do not eat cucumbers.

5. Never allow frogs to sleep beneath your roof.