Fotgigget is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, vain hare.

Fotgigget created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotgigget, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fotgigget, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fotgigget's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Fotgigget's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Erect six iron sculptures of Fotgigget on top of important buildings.

4. Never leap in the presence of tapirs.

5. Never eat strawberries.