Jopfebqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, smart dragonfly.

Jopfebqueeg created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jopfebqueeg, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jopfebqueeg, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Jopfebqueeg's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Jopfebqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never feed lots of beans to mites while wearing magenta boots.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.