Wipsas Padbonkapp is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet crane.

Wipsas Padbonkapp created a strange quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipsas Padbonkapp, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wipsas Padbonkapp, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Wipsas Padbonkapp's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Wipsas Padbonkapp's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity.

2. Always maintain patience during days of mourning.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Never write about amino acids.