Artnablit is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, cheerful goblin.

Artnablit created humanity four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artnablit, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Artnablit, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Artnablit's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Artnablit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow corsets.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Retreat if six shrews approach from the north.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always pray immersed in water.